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Hadith of the Update

Narrated by Ibn 'Abbas,

The Prophet said, "There are two blessings which many people lose : (They are) Health and free time for doing good."

[Bukhari. Volume 8, Book 76, Number 421]

Quote of the Update

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.

-George Orwell

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Hearing

This is the pamphlet

HEY GUYS!!!!!!!!!!*shouting*  Kot-kot lah tak dengar. Hehe. What? Ha ah kan. How foolish of me. It's just boring writing. Surely you can't hear it. Hehe. Anyway, see the title up there?
WARNING:THIS POST MIGHT BE BORING AND CRAPPY AND GOOFY AND FOOLISHY AND AND AND....(bersambung di lain hari)
Well, the story begins when I was cleaning my table...*cleancleanclean* and then I found a pamphlet about Audiology by USM...Apa tu Audiology kita cite lain kali eh. Continue... *cucicucicuci* Well, then I picked and read the content. Everything inside it was...so so...normal info lo..You can get it anywhere....General knowledge...Surely you know. But then...There's this one thing that caught my attention...At the part 'How to protect our EARS?'

...Satu cara yang ditulis di situ adalah...'Never put anything inside you ear canal,including cotton buds!*translation please*Jangan masukkan apa-apa ke dalam telinga termasuklah kapas telinga'. Err...there's a chinese translation but I don't know how to read/write/speak chinese... Hehe. Sorry.
See the third point

Back to the story, that sentence reminded me of what I used to read in the paper a few years ago. A doctor wrote the same thing. But at that time, I was kinda..Teenagers...Mana dengar cakap... Lagi dibuat ada la.. And I thought, "Then how the heck can I clean my ear?" Hehe. Seriously. You must have heard this a lot. Let's say when your friend says something to you and you can't hear it.You asked him/her to repeat and surely he/she will say, "Tak korek telinga eh?" Ada tak ada tak? Ada kan.. n_n  But now, when I read.. I think. I read more articles. I asked more questions to my mom.. And then... Write here... *nak kata bukan budak-budak lagi dah* According to the pamphlet, it says 'Clean your ears with a washcloth-covered finger only*translating*Membersihkan telinga dengan jari yang ditutup dengan kain sahaja.' Ok. Maybe info tu tak cukup jadi jom kita tambah...n_n  It's better to avoid using wet cloth to clean your ears because wet and warm condition would breed bacteria....Surely you don't want that. And totally use a clean cloth only. Jangan ambik kain lap kaki kat tandas pulak. Nak mampus namanya. Haha. And according to an article in the internet, it says you can also put a few drops of mineral oil, baby oil, or glycerin in the ear. To soften the wax it says. But remember... Not everyday. Maybe one time a week... Anyway, one thing you might not know is... Our ears actually  have self cleaning mechanism. So a a a a a... No using cotton bud to clean your ears as it will push you earwax deeper and may cause blockage in your ear canal. Bukan ambe cakap...Dr Paulose cakap...  Then then. Sometimes insects find their way into your ear. Aaa. Otoke? What to do??? According to Dr Paulose... Put a few drops of hydrogen peroxide in the ear, then let it do the bubbling thing*H2O2 causes that* and then drain it with a washcloth. See if the insect have come out. Reminder: You may have to repeat it a few times...What? Traditional ways? Ada. Ada. I've heard that... When ant enters your ear.. Panaskan kapur and then sapu kat telinga. The hot chalk will cause the ant to crawl out... They say la.. I don't know. Never tested it. Perhaps you can try and tell me the result. And another old fashioned way is... If the insect enter your left ear.. Then close your right ear.. Sambil tutup hidung, nafas guna mulut... Kemudian baring sambil tindih telinga yang masuk serangga tu. Sleep je la mudah. Then the insect will come out. This one is done by me. And it works. Funny though. When I asked my mom why should I close the ear.. She said, "Semut tu tak nampak cahaya belah sana. Jadi dia patah balik." Haha. Gelak je aku. Well... That sure is a long post. Thanks for reading folks. Adios.


~Lonymous~

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